April 2011
withers replied to your post:  withers replied to your chat: How To Get Fat In 7… Your tumblr does exactly the same thing you know, you need to get that shit fixed by selling your soul to tophercris. I can never see any of your likes and It took a full 24 hours for your ask to come through via email. I emailed support, they’re “aware” of the “issue” and...
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 withers replied to your chat: How To Get Fat In 7 Days Or Less what is your pizza of choice? I’m not sure about right now. I generally make myself go a month between pizzas, so it’s usually double pepperoni, double cheese, if that’s fresh from an oven it’s amazing. Otherwise, I’m quite a fan of Pizza Hut’s new stonefired range. I realise pizza chain pizza...
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David: Should I order another pizza?
Alice: Yes.
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this-bodys-fabric: I woke Ben up by sticking my finger in his nose. Biggest jerk in the world award goes to me. I read nose as ass and I thought, “well, isn’t that nice of her.”
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likeroscoe said: MORE!!!!!! EXCLAMATION!!!!!!!!!!!! POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was her response to Solblughs hand being torn open. She seems to have been on a roll tonight and I missed it. :(
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I now have all of Seinfeld. Nine seasons of...
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This isn't aimed at anyone, but if Marc ever asks...
NOT AIMED AT ANYONE THOUGH.
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Watching The Pianist with Steph.
SORRY MARC. JUST BORROWING HER FOR A FEW HOURS.
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Last night while I was trying to fall asleep, my...
A really uncomfortable type of pain, not heartache or any of that. It’s difficult to describe something I haven’t felt before. I pinched my arm just in case I was having a heart attack. I think I’m going to have to visit my doctor again…
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36chamberz: Last night I ate a whole pizza and then also had a New York Slice. You ate a whole pizza and then went down there? I’m impressed.
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how do i shot web.: Trailers for The Hangover 1 &... →
cracked: Both trailers open in the exact same way, with Zach Galifianakis’ character doing something embarrassing and wacky in front of people. In the first, he stands around wearing a jock strap and, in the second, he tells an inappropriate story about Stu during his rehearsal dinner. Thanks, Cracked, for pointing out the obvious.
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I’m in love with Aubrey Plaza.
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I love you, Ron Swanson.
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Guys. Guys. I have apple pie.
mieshe: havissard: mieshe: A real one. With a latticed top. And apples in. And pastry. And custard to go with it. I’ve been looking for a pie like this for so long. And now I have one, all to myself. My day has been officially made. I have wine, but I’m jealous of your pie. Sharing is caring, lady. If we lived even remotely near each other, I would give you some pie. And I would give...
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Flipper + Steve 4eva.
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Guys. Guys. I have apple pie.
mieshe: A real one. With a latticed top. And apples in. And pastry. And custard to go with it. I’ve been looking for a pie like this for so long. And now I have one, all to myself. My day has been officially made. I have wine, but I’m jealous of your pie. Sharing is caring, lady.
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Nine hours sleep since tuesday.
I’ve worked every night since. Feels good man. Ate too much today, don’t want to work. Someone go for me.
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Jasmine's dress is amazing!!!
rainhailshine: so much detail!
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peoplesaytimesfly: As if I ever needed any more reasons to not settle for a normal person - look at this! So exciting. Disney weddings - Raising your expectations since forever. 
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peoplesaytimesfly: I’m all teary and I don’t even know her! It’s like a lovely happy ending to a romance movie. She looks so pretty! It’s a royal wedding… you know, like in all those Disney movies?
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ListenScott Matthews - Passing Stranger
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sibf: I think someone’s getting married lol <3
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And I will remember your name and face On the day you are judged by the funhouse cast And I will rejoice in your fall from grace With a cane to the sky like ‘None Shall Pass’
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solblurgh replied to your post: Welcome back, Kate. royal wedding? lol Ugh, no.
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Welcome back, Kate.
I think this was a good decision. On my part, obviously.
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withers replied to your post: Dearest Withers, No email yet, but I’ll reply when it comes through. You could just do what it says. Same name.
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